You certainly have a high pain threshold, Sir.

That is quite a knot on your head, but the tree looks like it took the worst of it.
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Sir, I have noticed that the more primitive you cook something, the better it tastes. At School they never taught me how to simply throw an excellent piece of beef into a raging inferno.

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Fishing with a pole, Sir? I see...we're fresh out of explosives.




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What do you mean you could use a good bust in the mouth, Sir?

You certainly don''t intend to get into a fistfight, now, do you Sir?....Oh. I see, Sir. The tall woman in the high heels.
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King Crab again, Sir? I never thought I'd say this, but it does grow rather tiring.

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To the vinyard it is, Sir. Do you want the Welch's grape juice or the bargain brand, Sir? Oh, and I shan't forget the sugar, yeast, and I will make sure to grab a five-gallon water cooler bottle and a condom. You do make a fine wine, Sir.

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Do you really think you will get away with that, Sir?

I see,Sir... They probably WILL pin it on that little savage, now, won't they?




Sir, they did not teach me brawling skills at school, Sir. However, while working with you I have managed to learn quite a bit. Calling it 'hands on' training is the most accurate description I can think of.



While you were out fishing a storm came up and for a minute I was worrried. It then occurred to me that you are highly unlikely to drown at sea, Sir, because you have obviously been born to be hanged.


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Sir when I cleaned out under the bed I found a

rather large of woman's undergarments. Her bottom must have been a yard wide. Of course the two empty whiskey bottle I found next to it probably explain it.

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How nice of you to feed that hungry little kitty...Sir, do rinse that fork off so your breakfast doesn't taste like Little Friskies.

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