I am beginning to understand American terminiology, Sir.

I now know way you get a 'piece of ass'. It appears to me, Sir, that if you got the whole thing at once it would kill you.


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Sir, I am afraid I will have to give you my resignation

because last night I let my frustrations get the best of me and drank far too much at the Ship's Wheel....Yes, Sir. I admit I said several terrible things about you...
Sir, could you explain what you mean by "Welcome to the club?"...


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What are you going to do with that can of

paint, Sir?... Oh, yes. I see. I might add that he certainly does have it coming.

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You're right, Sir. The Three Stooges really are a 'guy sort of thing'. I truly hate to admit it, but I do see why American men do Curly imitations even though it is thoroughly ridiculous.

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By the term'Boy Scout water' do you mean the kerosene or the gasoline, Sir?

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You are absolutely correct, Sir. I never gave it much thought, but there is nothing in the world more indignant than a person that gets what they have had coming to them. The look on that Lefty chaps face was priceless.
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I must be getting forgetful, Sir. I was starting to cook

and then I remembered that tonight was free spaghetti night at the club.
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Sir, if we move our camp so near the cannery, won't there be a vermin problem? Right, Sir... SPCA. The biggest, meanest Tom they have.

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Sir, you spent the entire afternoon working like a naavy cleaning out that old womman's garage and didn't charge her a dime...Then again, we did manage to pick out a few things we can use from the refuse we hauled off... You also say she's the best cook in town? You, Sir, should be running General Motors!
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Bad news, Sir. Blaine Welsh was killed while fishing...The barman at the Ship's Wheel said his father would be coming into town to take his son home...Yes,Sir. I'll make sure we're at the airport to meet him.

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One hundred and thiry two dollars and two airline tickets to St. Croix? That won't buy us a single night in a decent hotel! Then again, I suppose we will live here about as well as we live hee, Sir. I'll pack immediately.

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You certainly have a high pain threshold, Sir.

That is quite a knot on your head, but the tree looks like it took the worst of it.
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Sir, I have noticed that the more primitive you cook something, the better it tastes. At School they never taught me how to simply throw an excellent piece of beef into a raging inferno.

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Fishing with a pole, Sir? I see...we're fresh out of explosives.




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What do you mean you could use a good bust in the mouth, Sir?

You certainly don''t intend to get into a fistfight, now, do you Sir?....Oh. I see, Sir. The tall woman in the high heels.
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King Crab again, Sir? I never thought I'd say this, but it does grow rather tiring.

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To the vinyard it is, Sir. Do you want the Welch's grape juice or the bargain brand, Sir? Oh, and I shan't forget the sugar, yeast, and I will make sure to grab a five-gallon water cooler bottle and a condom. You do make a fine wine, Sir.

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Do you really think you will get away with that, Sir?

I see,Sir... They probably WILL pin it on that little savage, now, won't they?




Sir, they did not teach me brawling skills at school, Sir. However, while working with you I have managed to learn quite a bit. Calling it 'hands on' training is the most accurate description I can think of.



While you were out fishing a storm came up and for a minute I was worrried. It then occurred to me that you are highly unlikely to drown at sea, Sir, because you have obviously been born to be hanged.


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