Sir, it will now be a joy

to drive a pickup where all you have to do to stop it is step on the brake pedal.
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I can certainly see how you feel about Miss Angie's advances toward you, Sir. If I were in your shoes I would want to have nothing to do with a woman as foolish enough
to want a long term relationship with you.
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Sir, I sufferred a flat tire in the pickup while in town. We now owe Blaine a tire, as I noticed that his tires fit our pickup...Right, Sir. We owe him a new may pop, as I left him with the balonay skins.
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Sir, could I please take the day off?

Thank you, Sir.

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Is there anything specific that we need, Sir? I noticed the people on the better side of town are putting their rubbish tins out this afternoon.
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The barman at the Ship's wheel told me to tell you that there is fresh meat at the gentleman's club. I told him we had a freezer full of venison and he gave me an odd look...Oh... Now I do feel foolish, Sir.
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Water skiing? Behind a fishing boat?
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Sir, you look exhausted

I shalll let you sleep in.

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Sir, In the past six

months, I have become adept at the use of small arms and have learned the art of evasive driving. When I leave you, I shall be well prepared for VIP protection!
Sir, I shall tell them that Elvis has left the building!
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Sir, I noticed the tide was falling. In about an hour, the table will be set!
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I do not believe that was one of your better ideas, Sir.
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Dear Lord, What is going to happen next!
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What was that noise outside, Sir? Oh…You say they don’t eat much?... I see……..Uh, Sir, How much is ‘not much’?
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I suppose if I was carrying a rifle capable of stopping a bear in its tracks, I wouldn’t be too concerned about it, either, Sir.
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You have managed to teach me one thing, Sir, about whiskies. When you want a drink and you want to KNOW you have had one, reach for American Bourbon whiskey. Would you please pass me the Jim Beam!
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That is quite compassionate of you to help that woman changing her career, Sir. She will no longer work at the bordello. It must have been difficult for her to put together a resume, but you were clever, Sir, with her work history. Listing ‘worked under a number of different people in various interesting positions’ covered up a lot.
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This is probably going on your permanent record, Sir.
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What are you doing crawling under that pickup with a fish, Sir… The catalytic converter?…I see, Sir.
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You do realize he will be upset when he finds out about this, Sir.
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Sir, the caretaker of the sanitary landfill has been very good to us lately. I dropped him off a bottle of that hootch the native chap made for us. He was most grateful. He also told me to tell you he has put a few of the finer items aside for your perusal… Thank you for the compliment, Sir. I do try my best.
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Ahhh, we’re making wine today? Sir,

I see a five gallon water cooler bottle, 5 pounds of sugar, three packages of yeast and a condom. To the vineyard, Sir?... Oh…Three cans of concentrated grape juice? Thank God! For a second you frightened me. I had visions of Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance barefoot in a vat of grapes.
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Sir, I realize that this is none of my business, but I often thought you should have sought out employment on one of the fishing boats. This morning I realized that you live somewhat better than most of the fishermen without exposing yourself to considerable risk and a lot more trouble.
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That sounds excellent, Sir, and you are absolutely correct. Venison, King crab, halibut, scallops and salmon does get tiring. A cheeseburger at the diner sounds most superb.
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Sir, I did not graduate from a prestigious school of the butler arts by being so foolish as to jump out of a perfectly good airplane…
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6 hours later: “Geronimo!”
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Sir, you don’t intend to butcher that animal with a reciprocating saw… Oh… Well at least it won’t make as big a mess as the circular saw did last month.
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Why are you carrying that chain saw? We certainly do not need any more fire wood… You say that McAdams character owes you how much money? Well, it certainly looks like you’ll collect it, Sir!
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That woman that works at the pizza palace came by and dropped off a pizza and six bottles of beer. It was certainly very nice of her…Oh. I see, Sir. That was for me? Why, thank you. That was gracious… You’ll see me tomorrow?
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