Isn’t that taking a rather unfair advantage

of other people’s misfortunes, Sir? I see… You’re quite right, Sir. I never considered it in that light. Why that is EXACTLY what the majority of Harvard Law School graduates do!

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This could lead to blows, Sir.

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Having no electricity certainly does make the women considerably more attractive, Sir.

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Oh, Dear! You have ruined your good suit of clothes! Tomorrow morning I shall go straight to the thrift store and purchase another pair of ‘gently used’ blue jeans and a complimentary matching flannel shirt, Sir.

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I seem to have observed that your set of army surplus stainless steel dinnerware is far more practical than bone china, Sir.

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I see the fire department is conducting a pressure test of the hydrants today… Free car wash? Excellent idea, Sir. The pickup can certainly use it.

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Your financial advisor says ‘sell’? I’ll load the empty aluminum beer cans into the pickup at once, Sir!

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