Brooks Brothers suit, Sir? Oh, that's what you call that 'gently worn' pair of jeans and flannel shirt you bought at the Salvation Army thrift store.
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Sir, I'm quite impressed to hear you have vetenary skill, but I fear I can not find the 'bear medicine' you sent me to get. I've searched all the cupboards and see nothing appropriately labeled as such...The what, Sir? The .375 H&H? I presume you are referring to that rather large rifle you keep next to the door, Sir.
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Sir, I believe Sir Winston Churchill was right when he said 'Two peoples seperated by a common language".
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Sir, wasn't that quite a prominant citizen you embarrassed? Oh, I see. You say you won't have to buy a drink for two weeks? I don't understand. Ahhh.... I see, Sir. The natives don't care very much for him.
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Yes, sir, she really is quite an eyeful. I believe the term you used to describe her twin sister was along the lines of 'constructed like an adobe loo', Sir.
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