Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Sir, You don't habitually carry a gun.

Why did that woman at the gentleman's club ask you if you had a pistol in your pocket?....Oh.
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It interests me,Sir, to find out if your lifestyle will keep you younger than your years or age you ahead of your time.
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Outstanding, Sir! You fixed the window on the pickup. Now I won't have to tape the plastic sheeting on every time it blows off.
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Bowling balls, Sir?...Free?...I fail to see what you would possibly want with the bowling lanes castoffs...I suppose a truckload of free bowling balls is nice to have...From an airplane? Oh, dear!
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