Saturday, January 16, 2010

Ahh, a shopping trip is on the schedule, how

delightful! Will the days shopping commence at the wrecking yard, Larry's Army surplus,the Salvation Army thrift store or the sanitary landfill, Sir?

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I fail to see how someone's generosity changes with the setting of the sun, Sir...I see. I shall get you the navy watch sweater for this endeavour...Oh, and I highly recommend you blacken your face.

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Sir, I checked at the Ship's Wheel and there was a message from a Marie. It seems that the cable telly people want a rather large sum to reconnect her service. Although she said she was strapped for cash, Candice from the gentlemman's club owes her a few favors...Yes, Sir. I'll get the tool kit.

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Sir, I must confess that when I was a student, I took a rather seedy room in s somewhat dubious neighborhood. I took to keeping a cricket bat nearby in case I had to fend of an unwanted intruder. I can now see that an American baseball bat would have been a far superior instrument, as you have so capably demonstrated on that little thug, Sir.

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You are actually paying CASH for this, Sir?

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We're crossing the creek here, Sir? I see no bridge, nor stepping stones...You call this a what? ... A 'Tarzan rope' Sir?

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The Hash blog is up for the day;

http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/

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