Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Sir, In the past six

months, I have become adept at the use of small arms and have learned the art of evasive driving. When I leave you, I shall be well prepared for VIP protection!
Sir, I shall tell them that Elvis has left the building!
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Sir, I noticed the tide was falling. In about an hour, the table will be set!
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I do not believe that was one of your better ideas, Sir.
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Dear Lord, What is going to happen next!
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1 comment:

  1. "Dear Lord, What is going to happen next!"

    Why do I believe you hear this phrase quite often?

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